- one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
"what would you like to drink"
"we don’t have sprite, is sierra mist okay"
Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
its so cute when people that are mean are nice only to you
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away